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What is teh nerdery?

Teh Nerdery is a group of people located in northern and central California who are nerds and proud of it. The group is loosely based around a 5 bedroom house in Chico, but has many branches all over the west coast. See below for some members

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Google for president. Yo baby yo! .wmv's are to a mac what WMDs are to Hans Blix Ooooo...I need a type of barge I prefer my dudes with makeup and boobs There's nothing like starting a day off with wet turkey--tubed, wet turkey I'm so drunk I'll suck everyone's dick at this bar I wish license plates has space for 8 characters. I'd totally get a license plate that said, "BONEFART" Arlen's new status message - iEl Rapide y el Furioso! There'd be no restrainin' the wang God damnit Sky, gimme a blowjob so I don't get cervical cancer! I haven't seen Snatch in awhile I want to make a product with midol in it thats absorbed through the vah-jay-jay, and call them crampons! She's a quarter piñata I would have sex with his clone too! creamcheese is teh sex It depends on how hard you rub Did you see that hippie midget standing next to that referee over there? I would kill ANYONE to trys to burn a guitar!!!! We should burn Erick's guitar! You want to bring Oscar to a bonfire? But Asian people will be there! Sky, would you like to interface with my mantube? "it's a bu-cookie" The cat poop smells like bacon. I'll erase your tens column, then First rule of napkinball, NEVER speak about napkinball! I also would have accepted 'Mumakil' Welcome to the nerderwii! Haha! Those were bread spores! Soon you'll be loafing about! He's like a brain tornado Is that a speed bump?! Oh fuck me!!! Frowning is good exercise "My 3 other cars were gifts; animated gifs. lol" You SCUNT!!! Why didn't you come in my backdoor like everyone else? I'd rather you hit me in the balls. I have two balls; I only have one camera. Instead of lemon, could I have an orange slice in my water? Grrrrreat. Now, could I get some tonic too, Joe? Cunt! I don't know what it means but you're pissing me off! EPIC. Arlen Former Resident	(In reference to Valentine's Day plans):Not much. We'll probably have sex at some point. While you're down there...could you reconnect my ethernet cable? ..Force Shield! Bitch, it's potroast. Mmm, that smells good. LEGOs!!! B Former Resident	What is it with the people in this house and their loosely defined relationships?! router: "who tucks their sheets in?" backpack: "i do! because i'm a woman!" I'll ooze on you. I feel this bridge collapsing.......tell Dirty to get off quick! I will totally sing that (you'll probably edit this one out, but it was worth a shot. -dc) Is techno... gay people music? [pause] Don't you dare quote me! Fuck you! I've got a super high res .TIFF of her, if you want it.... Smell You I peed myself. I don't have prescription stunnas. I know what the inside of bars look like on more than half the continents in this country. Macs rule. Quotes only, bitches! No images!!!111 Backpack Former Resident
I laid out this bum on the way over here! He doesn't like big girls, he likes small giants Nigerian stole my identity! "Am I on fire?" (Picking up an axe and walking toward the table) Hey, check this out. Not all those with chlamydia are whores Not all whores have chlamydia "In a world where things aren't going so swimmingly..." Has anybody seen my pants? Actually, I was droolin down the middle. There is a difference ma' tell you stass' is coo like tha' stass wha' yo' thin' man? (lots of inflection and giberish followed by laughter) Ma n00bs! What would your wife and kids think about what you just said? I wrath you for 5. Jesus, Carl, what do you mean you don't know what that means?! Guys aren't sleazy, they're just goal oriented. Beau Former Resident	You shouldn't talk that way to your future brother-in-law, Carl Hmm, I wonder what kind of infectious diseas I can get on 4chan today? "I'm waiting for you guys to leave so I can lube my body up and like, slip-'n-slide across the fuckin' linoleum here." "I wouldnt eat anything outta that god-damn bay, are you kidding me? Lacey Peterson! And, and her unborn child, were both...they were dumped in that bay!" Hey Carl, where's your sister? Big Gay Mike Former Resident	Yo, I'm a midget....i'm getting married...make me a cake! Need energon cubes! "meow" Oh man, you've got some hot sausage Weston... You seem nice, would you like to have a long term relationship? Carl Former Resident
I'm no Arlen, but Sky is a handsome dude. I like softer features in my doods Uh! Get some! No I went to Berkeley to break up with her!..... and to go to Target. grood my bed is so comfortable it might be a problem falling asleep during sexy times... And after I stopped freaking out because a meth addict was rubbing a stingray on me it was kinda nice. whoever made this airplane is definitely a business major... "Much like my last girlfriend..." (fixt) Trillium Armor!... "You sound/act a lot like my last girlfriend" Is that your eye-makeup or did someone hit you in the face? "You just converted from celcius to kelvin in your head! If you were girls I'd have sex with you both!" "Aco-Taco burritos are so good I could ejaculate in one and still eat it" You know what I like about you _______.... Eamon Former Resident	Myspace was for bands This table is too big! Star power, motherfucker! Use your 10-year-old girl power! I'd pee in her butt. Fake out! Bras are for Republicans! Erik Former Resident	What? That is a valid strategy... Some fish is good... "Its kinda like beef jerky that has been left open in the pantry for like a year and its got that wierd shiny color, like old lettuce? Yeah, that's Evan, that's what Evan's soul is like." -Eamon "I like gigantic bananas...oh wait, *or*ganic bananas..." Subaru Subaru Subaru Subaru...... Evan Former Resident
The cuter the animal, the better the taste. I just don't like waking up in the morning to half burnt cans You hurt my girl feelings. I'll be a dwarf! If I get a class ring I'll get a nice big one that'll hurt people if I punch 'em. (As she unbuckles her seatbelt..again.) "My seatbelt is broken" "Oooooo...I wanna try that!" (In reference to kangaroo meat) You suck at this game Hmph. Melinda Former Resident	I would go so gay for Richard Hammond. So gay. I got home at 7pm and fell asleep in all my clothes with a piece of painter's tape on my shirt that read "Ride the slut." All the BEST quotes come from Seattle! "Carl...don't cook...you'll fuck something up!" This is as straight as it gets. WoW is ghey, Everquest for lyfe. I'm not cleaning up my own vomit Tolerance is hella gay The right of the people to keep and bear hos shall not be infringed The right to keep and bear hos... Diameter or circumference? Id love to see backpack fake an orgasm That's not what fetish means! If I had clone I would jump his bones A v-punch is not the worst thing in the world Put the car in drive, push the pedal down, gettin' on the 5. Sorry baby, I'm looking at my car porn. Oh shit, these are hella days ago reruns... You see, what it does is sucks in red wavy lines and turns them into blue arrows! I bet if I Googled hard enough, I could find a clip of Ice T singing the national anthem. We were smokin' video games and playin pot! Now, that's a sticky wicket. Cause Chico's tiiight. Aint no thang. Bullshit you. "you need to come home right now to punch carl in the face." Shiiiiiit It's a conspiracy is what it is. Sky's hella tall cause he hella drank turpentine! You aint got no job, nigga! Sky Former Resident	Why do boys have to penetrate everything? Alys didn't say that one below this one, Mandy did "If your uncle's sister is related to you, but not your aunt, who is she?" Sky: "YOUR MOM!" This town looks like a truck stop that just decided to reproduce I wish I had a penis so I could make love to Carl :( I'm soooo easy! I love it. No barrel rolls! When I get drunk.....things get bigger! Sky, I heart your banana Breakfast is stressful. Let's get a movie with naked people in it! I AM Pakistan! I will NOT shave B. Alys Honorary Guest
Does this have anything to do with my naked interview at the old folks home/candy store? You stole my GLORY!!!! David likes Balls! Ripenisulous It's because I'm fat... I have more room for megaohms! Amber Honorary Guest	In accordance with Megan's Law, I must inform you... Hate Keeps Me Warm At Night. Allsp.com Aply directly to the head. Mann I hate getting drunk on sunday They trained me to do that! I'd like that. No-no-no... I'd like that. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. That boy looks as happy as a faggit in a room full of dicks! Zeta, beta, zepsilon? I don't even speak Greek! I'm in Holland! I hate champaign I want to die and come back as a tampon. Easy access! He's gonna gut you and climb inside you like a Tauntaun WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Army Jon Honorary Guest	You're leaking ice cream from your face hole Where else can you find droids to do that? Tatooine? Go-Go-Gadget-Butsecs! Tell your friends, or at least your friend there's motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking town and country! Sometimes artistic expression is not OK. (About Carmen S.) Do you like ketchup? Yeah, it's cause you're Asian. (In regards to CSS) "counter-strike-strike?" STFU Nuts to you I'm not this blonde. I think this character symbolizes Jesus. Ben Honorary Guest
Paranoia: When you know your right but everybody thinks your ridiculous. Dan Honorary Guest	Its an optical smellusion! watch out for the piegauard!!! Consume responsibly- Limit 3 cans per day. Not recommended for children, pregnant women or people sensitive to caffeine...Oooo....I'm pregnant! Not black Debbie but the regular one Whoa, did you see the anti-aliasing on that thing?!? Stunna Fiiiish! You're like the Popcorn Whisperer! That is a lie, a tasty pork flied lie I don't mean to be blunt, but I think we just got smoked Derek Honorary Guest	They are mood-mew! turn around! What? Fire? 's a fire? (Random Guy in Bar in Dublin): What is this! I thought you were extinct! "The mfbpd knows and sees all... bow before him, for he is root" Damn you for being so opponent-like! Grandmas poop too! I'd do both of them! Dirty Danny Honorary Guest
Why do I keep getting rimjobs? In times like these, just ask yourself wwcd? I can't get off unless there's penetration, I pretend i'm the guy I can't bowl in the dark Mannn I love getting drunk on sunday A-B-C!! I am a handsome man. Emmet Honorary Guest	I dont think he's even chasing 'giner... Somewhere my dad is frowning and he doesn't know why. Three-and-a-half minutes of energetic gang rape in the middle of JC Penny. You've got girl agro and she's not even yours! Yeah well I've heard you orgasm, gg. "We play video games... a LOT of video games" Erik M Honorary Guest	"You know what, I like fires cuz they're warm." Do you want me to wash this pot? Noooo not that.... (need explaination?!) Which way is Right!! No buttsecks for you! Kari Honorary Guest
ill be 24 next weekend, i need to settle down Well, it's shiny, of course I saw it. You almost just hit me with your imaginary shovel! Oh my God! Green tea in juice box form!? I just shit a chicken! Briefs are for the under-developed That kid needs a haircut... or a bigger hat. Aww, he misses his asshole! You can come in the backdoor anytime you want... I should probably go home now. Where's my shirt??? I gotta go get pants on. Is it in me? Sucking dick is sucking dick...no need to fancy it up You're not even naming our kids, they'd be named like Toothpick and Napkin Holder ...and then he tried to bone me.... Kersplash! That's the sound Mel makes when she falls into a mug of beer! I've never kissed a girl. :( It doesn't count, Sky! You're too late, it doesn't count! *Kerchow!* (action noise followed by kicking motion) I'm trying to plant a Cheerio tree. Lauren Scott Honorary Guest	Don't talk about the bacon! Intoxicated and draped in blanket: Nothing's happening! I'm just sitting in his room. Giggles It won't go in my ear! Pepper!...Salt!..... KOSHER SALT!!! I like dragons. Yargh! Rar I am not colorful because I am black! < sings > OMG I need chopsticks! HOLY FUCKERS!!!!1111 LC Honorary Guest	Wow, it looks a lot bigger when it's clean! Bendy pirate will only negotiate with boobies! Yeah, he pretty much pulled a "Weston". Oh look, I've ejaculated! Why do you have a heart listener? I think both the Scotts are hot Does XBox have multi-players? I like the whip, but it's too addicting. If I get it once, I want it again. Pooping requires a serious time committment! Yes, Arlen. With your penis. grood I'm German! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "When el fin was the beginning..." No Mr. Fish Face! NOOOOOOOOOO! Bad potty! No bite! Heheh.....yeeaah. I'm want brownie!!! Shut up!! I'm a brownie major!!! I just have to get something out of my car... Let's bake cookies! Suckaaaaa fiiish! Mandy Honorary Guest
He can use his hose to put out my fire What do you feed your baaaaaay-bees? it means she promises to give it back when she cheats on you! Merith Honorary Guest	I'll cut you. Michelle Honorary Guest	I still run around naked on the internet, and it's been like a week! I'm glad I don't have OnStar because they can stop your car during a highspeed chase I have awesome toe-hair! this is only a test. bitch (in reference to garbanzo beans): So, what are those? Like, pickled peanuts? Router Dave Honorary Guest
You lie like a rug! [ 12 years later ] OMG I GET IT, BECAUSE RUGS LIE ON THE GROUND!1! Sheryl Honorary Guest	I hope James doesn't get shitfaced again. It's just, all that blood... Hey man tel' yo' tha' beau guy ya ma goo' gu' like' tha yeah "laughter" Stassia Honorary Guest	You never called me back!!!! I called you like two months ago AND left voicemail! Dood, where's weston.com? JC!!!! Lovely.... Ah ha! No, it's cool. Fowler can give me a ride home! Tiina Honorary Guest
I'm not nearly this happy in person. Warren Honorary Guest	"I was hungover before I went to bed" G No wai! Ya rry That wasn't a down-hit, that was a sweet up-hit! "He's an intern. He won't get to engineer shit. He'll get to, like, engineer the toilet paper onto the roll." o rry? Weston Honorary Guest	it's like they have their own little country up there! (Canada) But wait! Carl can be our sugar daddy! You didn't call me to let me know that people were coming over tonight! Whitney Honorary Guest

 

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